Rue The Day!

Can you believe someone actually managed to beat a murder wrap by claiming she believed she was trapped in the Matrix? If you think that’s bad, check out the rest of these terrible criminal defenses.

If you’ve ever heard the pretentious crap artists spew out about their own work and wondered what the hell it actually means. Here’s a great video translation.

We’ve previously brought you the 8 worst slogans ever, but Oddee’s on our trail with 15 inappropriate ad slogans.

Start weeping for your future….now.

Did you know emo clothing is banned in Russia and small-breasted porn is outlawed in Australia? Be disgusted with these restrictions and more by reading this great Cracked article.

When most people are harassed by their homeowners association, they back down, but with a little legal loopholing, one Tampa Bay Lightning fan managed to work around his HOA’s idiotic “no signs” rule. He learned that the association did allow security signs, so he quickly made his sports sign into a silly security company sign.

A few of these people make me want to change the article title to People Who Need to Get Slapped, but the ones like this make it all worthwhile.

I have to admit that I was a little bummed to see the Mercedes commercial using Janis Joplin’s anti-materialist song “Mercedes Benz” wasn’t on here, but most of their selections are dead on. Yeah, for some reason, I really doubt the Beatles were singing about a revolution of footwear.

While I wouldn’t call some of these tattoos inappropriate, per se, they are certainly stupid.

I would so go see this.