Rue The Day!

Did you know Australia has banned porn featuring small breasts or that China doesn’t allow gaming consoles? Learn more over at Oddee.

If you are one of the many people who believes the TSA and other airline agencies have gotten ridiculous by now, you’re not alone, but once you’re on the plane, you aren’t necessarily safe. Here are 8 stories of people who have been kicked off planes for idiotic reasons.

Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:

Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.

In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.

No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.

I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:

“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

Do you love penises? Sure you do! And because you do, you’ll love this Regretsy posts featuring 5 things that look like penises.

BuzzFeed has a great collection of Fox News headlines pitted against the real headlines of stories and the discrepancies are hilarious. For example, the story seen above is called “School Goose Round Up Called Off” in a real newspaper the hunt was called off because the geese already left the school grounds.

I had no idea how much I needed a new coffee table until I saw this ad.

Did you know eHow claims it can teach you to summon and vanquish Balthazar and to unlock your telekinetic abilities? Yes, the site is that terrible.

Nothing says sexy like twirling Yodas on your titties.