Rue The Day!

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This gull is puking foul smelling oil that will actually kill most sea birds. Shockingly, that’s not even one of the top 5 grossest animal defenses in this Cracked article.

Is your little one already bugging you about the Easter Bunny’s yearly visit? If you really want to stop hearing the bunny buzz, you could always scare the child into fearing and hating the rabbit with one of these terrible Easter toys.

Do you want a zombie or vampire dildo? Then you’re sick. But you also happen to be in luck, here’s a list of the grossest ones ever.

People put some terrible things in their poopers. If you’ve ever wanted to see terrible X-Rays of such things and hear the stories about them, you’re sick. Regardless, Asylum has you covered.

Ever wonder what the grossest cocktails in the world are? Wonder no more, but be prepared to puke plenty more. By the way, if you like the post, please share it with your friends or give it a thumbs up on StumbleUpon. Thanks.

Looking for a Halloween costume that makes people ask “WTF?” This blow up doll outfit is a great way to terrify most people you see and turn on the rest of them.

Personally, I would never want to walk around with a computer that has a gaping asshole on the front. If you are a member of 4 Chan or just love sick internet memes like two girls and one cup though, this decal would serve an additional purpose for you –no one would ever steal your laptop.

Are you as scared of lobster man as I am? Come up with a good background story for him and I’ll send the person who writes the best one a prize. (Be sure to use your real email when leaving comments if you want to win).

If you saw my earlier link to terrible Christmas ornaments, just wait until you see my list of the worst Christmas gifts this year. If you like those, be sure to check out last year’s list of awful presents as well.