Rue The Day!

Thanks to Digg.com, I happened to run across this post criticizing a cook book based around semen. Yes, you read that right. All the recipes have semen.

If only I knew how many people actually bought this thing.

Turtle sex is so hot and awesome. Not to mention hilarious. Thanks Boing Boing.

E.T. Finger…right. Funny, because I swear I saw some really hot lesbians giving each other some E.T. fingers the other day in a movie. They must have been trying to heal each other, yeah, that’s it…heal each other.

I think every man could use this handy little kit inside the teddy bear. It has traditional romance and is filled with all the things you need to make a night “special” with your lady.

I hadn’t formally announced that I am now writing over at Weird Stuff News, so I’d like to take this opportunity to point out that I have just posted a fun little ditty over there about a cock ring that counts your boinks per minute. How can you resist the urge to visit the site? Just do it already.

Because I love you dear readers, I wanted to share with you one of my favorite blog posts on any site ever. A trip to a Japanese Sex Shop. Plus, there’s now an update with a link to all sorts of other disturbing sex items from Japan. You’ll either be tickled with humor or disgusted, so it’s certainly worth a trip to the post.

Holy Taco has a hilarious article of 9 people who you just don’t want to sleep with. My favorite is #2, the pussy rock guy. Seriously, never stop the hot action to put on music, especially wussy ass Dave Matthews crap.

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This is seriously hilarious. Porn photoshoped to be safe for work.

Quote of the Day:
“Personality is born out of pain. It is the fire shut up in the flint.” -J. B. Yeats

Fact of the Day:
Steve Jobs used to work for Atari before becoming the master of the letter i. -Source

Today’s Holiday:
National One Hit Wonder Day

Link of the Day:
Beautifully disgusting insect sex.

I know that human sexuality is a beautiful, bizarre and complex thing, but as accepting and non-judgmental as I try to be, some things are just not right. There are certain sex inventions that should not be created, sold or used. Why someone would invent these things is weird enough, but the fact that all kinds of people are buying them is even stranger.
Relatively Safe For Work