Rue The Day!

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If you’ve ever wondered how a misogynistic serial killer sees the world, the Real Doll factory photos by canepari might just be your best insight. The photos are exceptional despite the off-kilter subject matter.

Ever wonder what Jessica rabbit would look like in real life? It certainly wouldn’t be the way this 57 year-old great-grandmother looks after multiple plastic surgeries to look like her cartoon hero. Disturbingly, Playboy has contacted her about doing a spread.

I’ve already written more about My Pink Button genital dye on the A*Hole’s Guide to Etiquette, but in continuing our coverage of the stupidest products and ideas ever, I thought it deserved a mention here as well.

This is wrong on so many levels that it’s just plain right. Thank god for Regretsy.

Not much can be said about this delightfully disgusting jerk off toy. I guess if you liked yesterday’s story about the big titty burglar though this could help.

When I heard about the annual masturbate-a-thon, I was have to admit, I threw up in my mouth a little. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all down for a little self-satisfaction, but doing it for hours in a group in front of an audience, that’s when it starts to be a bit disgusting.

Even more disgusting is that the world record holder for longest time spent jerking it will be participating again in an effort to maintain his title. Sorry, but 9 and a half hours of pulling your pork sounds like an excercise in making yourself never want to do anything sexual again.

If you want to wank yourself while watching others do it, the event can be viewed from home for a mere $30. And thank you Tokyo Mango for making me want to take a shower just because I wrote this blog post. Ewww.

I love finding out about weird new fetishes, and here’s one that I hadn’t heard about at all before. Woolittes as I like to call them are people who love to be wrapped in wool fabric. Personally, I can’t even wear wool because it drives me nuts. I guess their real name is “woolies.”

Ok, so maybe this isn’t the hottest porn ever, but it might just be one of the most amusing. I think it’s funny that only the George character really looks like his counterpart. Definately click on the link and view the other casting photos.

Oregon has outlawed the act of propelling “a dangerous substance at another person” -particularly, a substance that is “organic” in nature. The law was enacted after someone threw semen at a women at a Target store. While this is completely wrong and it is a sexual violation, the law doesn’t distinguish between consensual acts and non-consensual. Does our nation really need to have more laws restricting the behavior of consenting adults -even if those acts are gross?

Thanks for the image I’m $partacus.