Rue The Day!

Start weeping for your future….now.

Finally a delightfully demented children’s dictionary to torture the innocent amongst us.

If you can find humor in the depressing state of American education, then you will appreciate the new blog Shit My Students Write, which has gems like,

The rebel and onion armies showed grose negligence by having many of their battles right inside national parks, like Gettysburg.

On the other hand, if you know our future is being flushed down the toilet and the prospect makes you physically ill to think about, then you probably shouldn’t click on the link.

Talk about going to prom in style.

Finally a storybook for exhausted parents to curl up with before bedtime.

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.

Why make your kiddos the same boring plushies they could buy at the store, when you could make them an awesome light-up plush angler fish instead? It is not only cute, it will also get them more interested in science and double as a nightlight. Not bad for a plushie, huh?

This week, we’re going to be featuring exclusively Easter posts, starting out with this adorable tutorial that shows you how to make your own Peeps plushes.

Is your little one already bugging you about the Easter Bunny’s yearly visit? If you really want to stop hearing the bunny buzz, you could always scare the child into fearing and hating the rabbit with one of these terrible Easter toys.

Best baby gift ever? I think so!

Of course, I would love to have a pirate room and I’m certainly not a youngster anymore.