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		<title>12 Hilarious George Carlin Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Nov 2011 17:28:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So true and so sad. Check out more of the master&#8217;s brilliant quotes here.]]></description>
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<p>So true and so sad. Check out more of the master&#8217;s <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ebaumsworld/12-great-george-carlin-quotes-4etf">brilliant quotes here</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Best Terrible Steve Jobs Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2011/10/the-best-terrible-steve-jobs-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Oct 2011 03:29:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[death]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, it is too soon. No, I don&#8217;t care. They&#8217;re still funny, even if just because they are so tasteless.]]></description>
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<p>Yes, it is too soon. No, I don&#8217;t care. They&#8217;re still funny, even if just <a href="http://molempire.com/2011/10/06/worst-steve-jobs-is-dead-jokes/">because they are so tasteless</a>.</p>
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		<title>Proof Your Brain is A Scumbag</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2011/08/proof-your-brain-is-a-scumbag/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Aug 2011 03:01:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Lol kittehs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brains]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[memes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love this meme because it&#8217;s just so darn accurate.]]></description>
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<p>I love this meme because it&#8217;s just <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrismenning/the-best-of-the-scumbag-brain-meme">so darn accurate</a>.</p>
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		<title>A Hillariously Twisted Kid&#8217;s Dictionary</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2011/05/a-hillariously-twisted-kids-dictionary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2011/05/a-hillariously-twisted-kids-dictionary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 17:31:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Art]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[New Products or Services]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[books]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[children]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dictionaries]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mean]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Finally a delightfully demented children&#8217;s dictionary to torture the innocent amongst us.]]></description>
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<p>Finally a <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/my-first-dictionary-a-delightfully-twisted-childrens-dictionary/">delightfully demented children&#8217;s dictionary</a> to torture the innocent amongst us.</p>
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		<title>Dear Blank Letters</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2011/04/dear-blank-letters/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Apr 2011 19:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Interesting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[john jacob jingleheimer schmidt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[letters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[writing]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ruethedayblog.com/?p=6027</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have long been a proponent of &#8220;Dear Blank&#8221; messages, but I was never so motivated as to print them out, photograph them and reupload them to the computer. Nevertheless, I&#8217;m glad someone did.]]></description>
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<p>I have long been a proponent of &#8220;Dear Blank&#8221; messages, but I was never so motivated as to print them out, photograph them and reupload them to the computer. Nevertheless, <a href="http://www.picamemag.com/dear-blank-please-blank/">I&#8217;m glad someone did</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nicolas Cage Plays Everyone</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2010/01/nicolas-cage-plays-everyone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 20:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[actors]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.ruethedayblog.com/?p=2749</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Whether you love Nic Cage or hate him, you probably have never wondered what he looks like playing any other character in the world. Fortunately, Nic Cage As Everyone can help answer the most serious question you&#8217;ve never even considered.]]></description>
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<p>Whether you love Nic Cage or hate him, you probably have never wondered what he looks like playing any other character in the world. Fortunately, <a href="http://niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Nic Cage As Everyone</a> can help answer the most serious question you&#8217;ve never even considered.</p>
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		<title>Just In Time For Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2009/12/just-in-time-for-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 02:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[jesus]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This graph clears up the difference between Jesus and other mythical monsters.]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.yesbutnobutyes.com/archives/2009/12/sir_your_monday.html" target="_blank">This graph</a> clears up the difference between Jesus and other mythical monsters.</p>
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		<title>Terribly Funny Xmas Ornaments</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2009/12/terribly-funny-xmas-ornaments/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2009/12/terribly-funny-xmas-ornaments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 19:59:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[christmas trees]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fetuses]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gross]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ornaments]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Over on InventorSpot I recently posted a list of the tackiest, grossest and funniest ornaments available this year. Check it out.]]></description>
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<p>Over on <a href="http://inventorspot.com/articles/weirdest_christmas_ornaments_stuff_your_tree_35511" target="_self">InventorSpot</a> I recently posted a list of the tackiest, grossest and funniest ornaments available this year. Check it out.</p>
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		<title>Funny Graffiti Pictures</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2009/11/funny-graffiti-pictures/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:42:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Graffiti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now That&#8217;s Nifty has a great collection of funny graffiti pictures. I like the one above a lot.  Take that graffiti cleanup hotline!]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://nowthatsnifty.blogspot.com/2009/11/9-funny-pieces-of-graffitie.html" target="_blank">Now That&#8217;s Nifty</a> has a great collection of funny graffiti pictures. I like the one above a lot.  Take that graffiti cleanup hotline!</p>
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		<title>What Religion Should You Be?</title>
		<link>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2009/10/what-religion-should-you-be/</link>
		<comments>http://www.ruethedayblog.com/2009/10/what-religion-should-you-be/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:25:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jill</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flow charts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[religion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Be sure to click on the image to get a better view. The answers are too funny. Thanks  Laughing Squid.]]></description>
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<p>Be sure to click on the image to get a better view. The answers are too funny. Thanks  <a href="http://laughingsquid.com/holy-taco-flowchart-to-determine-what-religion-you-should-follow/" target="_blank">Laughing Squid</a>.</p>
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