Rue The Day!

If you still haven’t gotten enough Mario in real life, then enjoy this creepy koopa paratroopa made from real animal parts.

Would you believe this was actually sold as a child’s toy in Tesco, one of the leading stores in England? And it’s not the only horrendously offensive kid’s product you won’t believe.

I’ve featured tons of abandoned places on the blog before, but I’m not sure if any are as creepy as these abandoned prisons from Environmental Graffiti. Be sure to read the whole descriptions in order to really get the chills running down your spine.

What happens when artists decide to come up with functional uses for potholes? Find out.

And that’s just the tip of the iceberg.

Did you know a woman in Mexico gave herself a c-section or that one American veteran actually gave himself a sex change? Read these gasp-worthy stories and more in this brilliantly disturbing Cracked article.

We’ve previously brought you the 8 worst slogans ever, but Oddee’s on our trail with 15 inappropriate ad slogans.

Yeah, that is a baby cake. See it being cut here.

This gull is puking foul smelling oil that will actually kill most sea birds. Shockingly, that’s not even one of the top 5 grossest animal defenses in this Cracked article.

Sure we all want to look a little better naked, but not at the cost of shitting ourselves or destroying our sex organs.