Rue The Day!

In honor of my own birthday, here is one of the most epic artworks ever made. Sadly, I am not this epic at all.

Finally!

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Damn scumbag couch. There are plenty more spinoffs at BuzzFeed.

I don’t know about you, but I love these terrible answers on tests.

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It’s true, Southern California is full of these huge-tittied, duck-liped bimbos.

The hypocrisy would be hilarious if it weren’t so damn depressing.

The 53% supporters seem to think they they are a noble movement here to put an end to those whiny, lazy 99%ers, but the thing is, they were here during past movements and their voices were just as idiotic then.

I spend fourteen hours a days willowing ostrich feathers so that rich women can wear attractive hats. Because they want to wear these hats, I am able to HAVE A JOB. I used to make 15 cents an hour, but now there are so many young girls in the business that I only make seven or eight cents. The boss tells us that we will soon be paid only five cents.

BUT I DO NOT COMPLAIN, because I am determined to WORK HARD FOR EVERYTHING I HAVE.

Also, my boss will fire or rape me if I complain.

Read the rest of this great historical satire over at Lawyers, Guns and Money.

You know you’ve always wanted to see Neil Gaiman, Amanda Palmer, Moby and Stephin Merritt cover “Science Fiction/Double Feature” from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Here’s what your life has been missing.

Luna was born to be a star, or at least to look like one. The result is a hilarious collection of gooberisticly cute kitty fashion photos.