Cult Clothing Coming to An Interwebz Near You
Those crazy Polygamists. All that attention they recieved from their recent scandal and having their children removed from their custody shot them in the limelight. As any good marketer would do, they’ve taken this opportunity to merchandize themselves. Now you can pretend to be a psychotic Mormon freak who has their children taken away.
Sounds like kinky sex dress up time to me. “Tell me I’m your favorite wife, yeah baby!”
Why Isn’t American Airlines Offering Beds And Blowjobs?
Pssh, free wifi, that’s nothing. You could be getting a bj, or at least that’s what RyanAir thinks. The low cost, cut-throat airline popularized by pure Eurotrash will surely be pulling in even more trash now. In a shocking interview -even the translator was too stunned to talk, Michael O’Leary, head of the airline, suggested that passengers traveling business class will be betting head on the flight. He didn’t mention anything about getting face, so I wonder if lady passengers will be outta luck.
The cost of the flight will be between about $6000 and $8000 (yes, you read that right). Of course, passengers flying economy, sans beds or oral sex will only have to shell out around $16 plus tax.
AdvertisementOuch! Stinging Nettle Eating Contest Winner
These people are insane. They eat nettle for a contest. I’ve touched nettle and that was bad enough. Having it in your mouth? Ack! It makes me shiver. The winner ate a whopping 64 feet of nettle which is nowhere close to the record of 76 feet.
Psychosis is treatable. Seek help people.
The Boy With A Weeiner on His Back
A Chinese baby born with a penis on his back was “fixed” after three hours of surgery this weekend. Wowzers. Thank Perez!
Paraguay’s Black Market, Drugs, Guns, DVDs
Thanks yet again Boing Boing, they have another great post today (as if it ever stops with them). This time, it’s a fantastic article in Good Magazine chronicling the black market of Paraguay, which is rampant and out of control, even by my standards. Read it.
Anatomical Cross-Section Diagrams of Gamera & Godzilla
This is great, Laughing Squid has an anatomical picture of Gamera & Godzilla by Fredrick Barr. Truly clever.
