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6 Insane Forgein Memes

Jill — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:04:56 +0000

If you think planking and flash mobs are crazy, just wait till you see these outrageous memes from other countries.

8 People Kicked Off Planes For Dumb Reasons

Jill — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 22:32:00 +0000

If you are one of the many people who believes the TSA and other airline agencies have gotten ridiculous by now, you’re not alone, but once you’re on the plane, you aren’t necessarily safe. Here are 8 stories of people who have been kicked off planes for idiotic reasons.

6 Ass-Kicking Seniors

Jill — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 03:44:29 +0000

When a group of thieves ran up to a jewelry store and started smashing the windows with sledgehammers, most people sat back and watched…except an older woman named Ann Timson. Timson ran at the men and started wailing on them with her purse until they rode off on their scooters. Learn more about seniors who could kick your ass in this Cracked article.

Who Said It: Hunter Or Charlie?

Jill — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 22:02:48 +0000

They’re both known for their rock and roll lifestyles and bizarre ramblings, so can you tell the who said these 15 quotes, Hunter S. Thompson or Charlie Sheen?

Crazy Quotes

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Question 1

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 2

No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well...maybe chalk it off to forced conscious expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 3

We are all alone, born alone, die alone, and -- in spite of True Romance magazines -- we shall all someday look back on our lives and see that, in spite of our company, we were alone the whole way. I do not say lonely -- at least, not all the time -- but essentially, and finally, alone. This is what makes your self-respect so important, and I don't see how you can respect yourself if you must look in the hearts and minds of others for your happiness.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 4

We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 5

I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 6

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 7

I am on a drug... If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 7 Explanation:The full quote reads: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Question 8

I think the honesty not only shines through in my work, but also my personal life. And I get in trouble for being honest. I'm extremely old-fashioned. I'm a nobleman. I'm chivalrous.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 9

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 10

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special. People who don't have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 11

Some people will tell you that slow is good – but I’m here to tell you that fast is better. I’ve always believed this, in spite of the trouble it’s caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 12

When you see how I party man, it's epic. The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them, just look like droopy-eyed, armless children.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 13

I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 14

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

Question 15

I probably took more [drugs] than anybody could survive. ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear. ... I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart.

	Hunter S. Thompson
	Charlie Sheen

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The Weirdest Insurance Policies Ever

Jill — Fri, 07 Jan 2011 03:43:48 +0000

If you were so religious and so conceited that you were really convinced that the second coming of Christ would involve you or one of your sisters, wouldn’t you be excited and not be running out to get insurance against the miracle? Three women from England weren’t and they’re not alone in their purchases of insane insurance policies.

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One Thing The TSA Could Prevent

Jill — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 03:16:15 +0000

While the TSA has managed to prove its uselessness and incompetence time and time again, here’s one accident they could have actually done something about. So sure, having to throw away water bottles and nail clippers is idiotic, at least bag X Rays ensure no one smuggles a live crocodile onto a plane which will terrify everyone and cause 20 people to die in a crash. Funny enough, I think this is the nicest thing I’ve said about the organization ever.

Man Lives With Poisonous Snakes

Jill — Wed, 03 Nov 2010 03:16:08 +0000

David Jones really wants people to better understand snakes, so he opted to beat the world record of living with poisonous snakes and took residence with cobras, asps, black mambas and more for 121 days. Read more about it here.

Turning Jell-O Shots Into An Artform

Jill — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 17:23:36 +0000

Most Jell-O shots look generic and taste like rubbing alcohol. I thought I did quite well when I made delicious raspberry watermelon Midori Jell-O in a brain mold from Neatorama, but I’ve got nothing on these artistic beauties seen on My Jello Americans. The one above, titled Let Sleeping Gnomes Lie, includes graham crackers, green food dye, chocolate mushrooms, vodka and Mexican drink mix amongst other ingredients. The result is a Jell-O shot that’s almost a shame to eat…almost.

Wikipedia Is EVIL

Jill — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 18:06:28 +0000

At least, if you’re a Republican. Senate candidate Andy Martin says the free encyclopedia is actually “a tax-exempt protosocialist scam that seeks to harass Republicans, conservatives and Obama opponents.” He’s actually suing the site for fraud. He goes on to say that both Wikipedia and Wikimedia are “anti-conservative, anti-Republican and anti-Obama opponent smear operations.” This all coming from someone who still doesn’t believe the president is a U.S. citizen. Gee, I wonder why this nutjob is losing so badly at the polls so far.

Chicken Fried Bacon -Whaaa

Jill — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 07:33:29 +0000

America’s bacon obsession is getting to be a little too much. At least when sushi was the hip new thing it wouldn’t kill you with heart-clogging fat. I rest my case with this photo of chicken fried bacon which certainly sounds delicious, but like it would kill you after eating it for a week straight. Thanks Flickr.