Avatar: The Bootleg. Personally, I think this “documentary” would be better than the actual movie.

Speaking of great authors, while I do have a definitive lust for the written word, I have to say that I would never actually want to make love to Ray Bradbury or Kurt Vonnegut, no matter how much I adore their works.

Funny enough, there is an image of Ray Bradbury watching this steamy video tribute to his greatness. Something tells me he wouldn’t turn her down.

Via: Medical Billing
I don’t know about you, but I’m going to be downloading some music and eating some Stilton cheese later today.

For the low, low price of only one million dollars, you could be the proud owner of J.D. Salinger’s used, uncleaned commode. Of course, I’d expect you to add on another 10% to the deal as a finders fee for your humble blog author here.

If you want a beer, but are looking something even cooler for this killer August heat, try a beer popsicle. Simply crack open the tab, add some simple syrup and lime juice, then insert a stick and when it’s frozen, cut open the other end. Sounds like a good experiment for my other blog, the Cheapskate’s Handbook.

Neatorama has reported that wild chinchilla poop can be used to determine how much it rained in the distant past, based on how wet their poops are. While that is interesting, it was also a good excuse to post a photo of one of my little angels. Isn’t she a cutie?

Via: Online University

I love infographics, and I love memes. The two things together make this one particularly amazing.

If you ever wondered what would happen when a golf cart and a monster truck had an illegitimate child, now you know. And here are 18 more funny golf cart mods.

What happens when you make comics out of funny CAPTCHAs? You get CAPTCHArt.

These days, people throw around the title “3rd world” to indicate a country is poor, but did you know that not all poor countries are 3rd world countries? Have you ever wondered if there’s such a thing as a 2nd world country? There is.

Here’s the truth behind the matter: a 3rd world country is any country that was not in league with either capitalist or communist countries during the Cold War. All capitalist/NATO countries were defined as 1st world countries and the USSR and its allies were labeled as 2nd world countries. 3rd world countries tended to be too poor to care about the cold war and its contenders.

Interestingly, since the term “2nd world countries” has fallen out of favor, a lot of people mistakenly label Cuba as a 3rd world country, but since they are still devoutly communist, they are actually still a 2nd world country.

Also interesting, all countries in both Africa and South America are 3rd world countries, with the exception of the small South American country of Guyane, also known as French Guiana. As its alternative name suggests, this country was allied with the capitalists countries as it was, and still is, a French overseas department. These days, they are part of the European Union and still use Euros.