Hell freaking yeah!

Unreality Mag has a great collection of alien chest collections, including the wonderful baby one above.

If you hate the selective picking and choosing of bible verses that only support your point of view, then you’re sure to love GodHatesShrimp.com. The site takes a fascinating look at selections from the bible that would explicitly ban the eating of shrimp and other shellfish. If you’re going to hate gay people because the bible is against them, then you better stop your abominations of eating seafood without scales and fins:

Whatsoever hath no fins nor scales in the waters, that shall be an abomination unto you.

Amen.

“Ever since I went to see ‘Avatar’ I have been depressed. Watching the wonderful world of Pandora and all the Na’vi made me want to be one of them. I can’t stop thinking about all the things that happened in the film and all of the tears and shivers I got from it,” some loser named Mike posted. “I even contemplate suicide thinking that if I do it I will be rebirthed in a world similar to Pandora and the everything is the same as in ‘Avatar.’ “

Here’s a tip: if you are feeling this low after seeing Avatar, you probably should just kill yourself because your life is obviously an empty void to start with.

It’s just perfect for the iPad.

Personally, I would never want to walk around with a computer that has a gaping asshole on the front. If you are a member of 4 Chan or just love sick internet memes like two girls and one cup though, this decal would serve an additional purpose for you –no one would ever steal your laptop.

Personally, I love kids books, but there are some topics that just shouldn’t be included in their subject matter. All Things Mundane took a great look at a few extreme examples to prove that just because something’s marked safe for kids to read doesn’t actually mean you’ll want to let your children anywhere near it.

I’ve already written more about My Pink Button genital dye on the A*Hole’s Guide to Etiquette, but in continuing our coverage of the stupidest products and ideas ever, I thought it deserved a mention here as well.

That’s right, starting last week and continuing on a weekly basis (hopefully) from here on out is our sister blog, The A*holes Guide to Etiquette. Take a look at the new content and let me know what you think.