Rue The Day!

Start weeping for your future….now.

Did you know emo clothing is banned in Russia and small-breasted porn is outlawed in Australia? Be disgusted with these restrictions and more by reading this great Cracked article.

Is lifting a teapot just too much work for you? Then perhaps you need the tilting teapot pourer or one of the other lazy people inventions in this Woman’s Day article.

I know Halloween is far away and even Comic Con isn’t for another few months now, but it’s never too early to reflect on just how bad the sexy costume industry has gotten.

I have to admit that I was a little bummed to see the Mercedes commercial using Janis Joplin’s anti-materialist song “Mercedes Benz” wasn’t on here, but most of their selections are dead on. Yeah, for some reason, I really doubt the Beatles were singing about a revolution of footwear.

While I wouldn’t call some of these tattoos inappropriate, per se, they are certainly stupid.

I love Easter candy and toys, but he’s right, these are terrible.

And Oddee has plenty more where these came from.

Here are a few tips:

• Don’t try to sell your services on a website
• Don’t go to the mark, tell them you’ll kill them unless they pay you and then leave for a few days so they can call the cops
• Don’t use your abused wife as an accomplice and expect her not to turn on you the first chance she gets.

More useful tips here.

Image via flexgraph [Flickr]

My newest Oddee article features 10 utterly bizarre fetus products like this fetus Hello Kitty. Enjoy.