What is this, a pool for ants?

For the low, low price of only one million dollars, you could be the proud owner of J.D. Salinger’s used, uncleaned commode. Of course, I’d expect you to add on another 10% to the deal as a finders fee for your humble blog author here.

Check out my new post at InventorSpot discussing the World’s Most Ridiculous Hello Kitty Products.

This Michael Jackson sleep mask is by far one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever seen. I love MJ’s music and all, but could you imagine waking up beside someone wearing this? ::Shivers::

Personally, I would never want to walk around with a computer that has a gaping asshole on the front. If you are a member of 4 Chan or just love sick internet memes like two girls and one cup though, this decal would serve an additional purpose for you –no one would ever steal your laptop.

Personally, I love kids books, but there are some topics that just shouldn’t be included in their subject matter. All Things Mundane took a great look at a few extreme examples to prove that just because something’s marked safe for kids to read doesn’t actually mean you’ll want to let your children anywhere near it.

I’ve already written more about My Pink Button genital dye on the A*Hole’s Guide to Etiquette, but in continuing our coverage of the stupidest products and ideas ever, I thought it deserved a mention here as well.

If you saw my earlier link to terrible Christmas ornaments, just wait until you see my list of the worst Christmas gifts this year. If you like those, be sure to check out last year’s list of awful presents as well.

Over on InventorSpot I recently posted a list of the tackiest, grossest and funniest ornaments available this year. Check it out.