Rue The Day!

Do you have to give someone you absolutely loathe a Christmas present this year? Well then this great article on Oddee just might have the perfect gift idea for you and your hated ones.

I don’t really like any celebrities that much, but I really can’t imagine liking one enough to get a tattoo of them on my body. And sorry, but unless you know them, you are a moron.

Plenty of women want to dress sexy for Halloween, but sometimes you just have to ask “why did you do that to that character?” Here are 14 examples.

Also, the worst story to hide the fact that you were cheating on your husband.

Now that’s some classy shit right there. Osama Vs. the US -the game!

Yes, a vertical keyboard designed to help you type in a more orthopedically friendly manner. The rest of this list is just as ridiculous.

Did you know Australia has banned porn featuring small breasts or that China doesn’t allow gaming consoles? Learn more over at Oddee.

Would you wear a dinosaur costume and act as a nanny/butler for a year if it meant getting a free house? At least one person would. Here’s a little quote from his Craigslist ad:

Do you own more than one property? Do you have so many rental homes with no mortgage payments, yet you still feel unfulfilled? Tired of your illegal tenants whining that there are rats in the walls? Have you always wanted your own dinosaur? Now is your chance my friend.

In exchange for one of your properties, I will be your personal dinosaur for one year. I will be at your beck and call, 24 hours a day, wearing a dinosaur costume. The type of dinosaur is negotiable. I can babysit your children (references upon request), scare the mailman, wash dishes, entertain and impress your guests, and much more. (No sex stuff though, sorry.) I will make realistic dinosaur sounds, eat what the particular dinosaur eats and maybe even sit on a fake dinosaur egg, if you are so inclined. I am well educated, fluent in English and French (as well as dinosaur), can play several musical instruments and have no criminal record or outstanding warrants.

No follow ups have come out yet, which makes me think his venture was unsuccessful.

Sure, we need to protect our children from violence and perverts, but banning all cameras from school and preventing them from touching each other aren’t reasonable solutions. Read about more stupid security measures over at Cracked.

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