Rue The Day!

Nothing says sexy like twirling Yodas on your titties.

Would you believe this was actually sold as a child’s toy in Tesco, one of the leading stores in England? And it’s not the only horrendously offensive kid’s product you won’t believe.

It’s a great glass, but I don’t think I’d want to drink out of something that told me I’ve just been poisoned when I get to the bottom, even if it is just mimicking a scene from The Prisoner.

They say money can’t buy you love, but it can apparently rent you a wife.

Whether you like duct tape portrait dresses or ones that look like they have vaginas, you’ll love these terrible prom outfits on Oddee.

Available at Red Bubble if you’re ready to take a trip through time and space.

I don’t know about you, but I sure wouldn’t want to make out with Jar Jar, nor would I want any of these other ridiculous pieces of merchandise.

Can you believe someone actually managed to beat a murder wrap by claiming she believed she was trapped in the Matrix? If you think that’s bad, check out the rest of these terrible criminal defenses.

Hey boys and ghouls, if you love Neatorama and zombies, great news, you can now show your adoration for both by supporting Neatorama through your purchase of awesome zombie merch. That’s right, the store has just released their first ever zombie line and you can enjoy your own at home for hardly any money.

If you’re interested in participating in a contest for one of the cool zombie accessories, just leave a comment here and I’ll get one started if I have enough interest.

I hate to break away from our usual goofy posts, but I have a question for anyone out there who might know the answer. So here’s my problem; I got this bill in the mail today demanding $8.08 for a collect call from someone in prison. But not only do I not know anyone in prison, I didn’t even have this phone line back in December when they say the call was actually placed.

I know it’s a small amount, but obviously I don’t want to pay a bill for something that I had nothing to do. I also don’t want this to go to collections and risk having it hurt my credit score. But, I’ve also looked this company up and found that they are incredibly shady, so I’m not sure if I should call them because it might require giving them enough personal information for them to try to scam me out of even more money.

What do you guys think is my best option here? I am leaning towards calling them, but I want to make sure I won’t be shooting myself in the foot by talking to them and verifying my name and address.