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Animals Geekery Humor Interesting New Products or Services

The IKEA Monkey Air Freshener

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Your car is currently missing two things…first, the smell of lingonberries. Secondly, it’s missing a cute little monkey in a quite dapper coat. Fortunately, Archie McPhee is there to help with this air freshener that comes in the shape of said monkey and smells like the lingonberries served at your favorite IKEA.

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Food Humor New Products or Services Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

This Butter Cheese Shedder Is a Real Invention

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Sure, you could leave your butter out until it softens, or you could buy this awesome invention that will practically turn it in to spaghetti.

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Advertising Humor Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Spotted on Facebook

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Apparently Paul Karason, AKA “Blue Man,” is also a doctor who knows the secret to learning any language. Odd that he never mentions this in any of those interviews he has about having blue skin. One thing at a time I guess.

Oh Facebook advertisers, will you ever stop just using random images of people online?

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Holidays Humor Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Looking to Get Kicked Out Today?

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Then get your special someone one of these absolutely terrible gifts or experiences. Sure, you have to spend a little money, but they’re guaranteed to piss off your partner more than the gift of nothingness, which is saying quite a lot.

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Entertainment Food Holidays Humor Interesting Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever Videos

Epic Meal Time’s Valentine’s Day Special

Epic Meal Time knows how to make a Valentine’s dessert infinitely more manly (read: utterly disgusting). At least it has a lot of heart…literally.

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Art Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

Girl Gets Boyfriend’s Name Tattooed On Face After Meeting Him

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Seriously, this idiot met her boyfriend once in real life after talking to him online for a while and then let him tattoo his name on her face. It’s been a while since we did the stupidest ideas ever, but this bitch seriously garners the title.

‘It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” she said.

Wait a month, then she’ll realize how retarded she is. Well, at least she’ll fit in when she eventually goes to prison.

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Advertising Humor Sickening Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

For the Love of God, No. No Human Centipedes Allowed

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Seriously Flagstaff, what’s wrong with you and your residents?

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Geekery Holidays New Products or Services

A Plush Unicorn Bouquet For Your Sweetie

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Wanna impress your geek girl this Valentine’s Day? Then forget flowers, instead, grab her one of these great plush unicorn bouquets from Think Geek.

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Entertainment Fashion Geekery Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

10 Seriously Strange Pieces of Literary Merchandise

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For the love of god, no!!!

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Geekery New Products or Services

1.21 Giga Pimps: The Stretch DeLorean

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Spotted at a DeLorean car show, I think every rich geek should aspire to ride around in one of these.