Rue The Day!

Sure, you could leave your butter out until it softens, or you could buy this awesome invention that will practically turn it in to spaghetti.

Apparently Paul Karason, AKA “Blue Man,” is also a doctor who knows the secret to learning any language. Odd that he never mentions this in any of those interviews he has about having blue skin. One thing at a time I guess.

Oh Facebook advertisers, will you ever stop just using random images of people online?

Then get your special someone one of these absolutely terrible gifts or experiences. Sure, you have to spend a little money, but they’re guaranteed to piss off your partner more than the gift of nothingness, which is saying quite a lot.

Epic Meal Time knows how to make a Valentine’s dessert infinitely more manly (read: utterly disgusting). At least it has a lot of heart…literally.

Seriously, this idiot met her boyfriend once in real life after talking to him online for a while and then let him tattoo his name on her face. It’s been a while since we did the stupidest ideas ever, but this bitch seriously garners the title.

‘It’s a symbol of our eternal devotion. I’d like him to tattoo every inch of my body,” she said.

Wait a month, then she’ll realize how retarded she is. Well, at least she’ll fit in when she eventually goes to prison.

Seriously Flagstaff, what’s wrong with you and your residents?

Wanna impress your geek girl this Valentine’s Day? Then forget flowers, instead, grab her one of these great plush unicorn bouquets from Think Geek.

For the love of god, no!!!

Spotted at a DeLorean car show, I think every rich geek should aspire to ride around in one of these.

Yes, this is seriously a trailer for a porn parody of Sponge Bob. Talk about things you can’t unsee.