Rue The Day!

Oregon has outlawed the act of propelling “a dangerous substance at another person” -particularly, a substance that is “organic” in nature. The law was enacted after someone threw semen at a women at a Target store. While this is completely wrong and it is a sexual violation, the law doesn’t distinguish between consensual acts and non-consensual. Does our nation really need to have more laws restricting the behavior of consenting adults -even if those acts are gross?

Thanks for the image I’m $partacus.

I don’t hate booze, but I really do think drinking games are pathetic most of the time. Maybe it’s because my ex of three years was an obsessive beer drinker. Regardless, I couldn’t help but laugh when I read this headline. Funny enough, they’re only talking about oral herpes from sharing glasses, not the other kind from losing one too many beer pong games.

* In 100% unrelated news, I added a new post on Cheapskate’s Handbook for the first time in a long time. Go look if you like free sandwiches and taking care of your pets.

Note to self, do not hump holes in a park bench and get stuck. It is embarrassing to get caught being not only a pervert, but a weird l0zer. If only this was in front of the Olympic stadium.