14 Hilarious Parody Twitter Accounts

Saturday, September 15th, 2012

Did you know the botched Jesus fresco now has its own Twitter account? Here are 13 other hilarious and stupid parody accounts you might enjoy following.

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Would You Visit A Sci Fi Brothel?

Saturday, December 31st, 2011

I know many people have watched Star Trek and dreamed of one day enjoying the company of the sexy green gals from other worlds. Or at least, that’s what Moonlight Bunnyranch owner Dennis Hof is hoping for as he prepares to open his new science fiction brothel.

Really though, if he just gets enough slave Leias running around, I’m sure he’ll be raking in a profit in no time. Would you stop by a house of ill-repute filled with alien babes?



Meanwhile, At Occupy Toronto

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

That’s right, while American protesters are arrested, harassed and beaten by cops, Canadians have squirt gun fights with their officers.



Does Marijuana Reduce Obesity?

Thursday, September 22nd, 2011

Sure everyone jokes about how pot smokers are a bunch of lazy stoners who sits around and eat junk food all day, but despite the stereotypes, a new study shows that pot smokers are actually much less likely to be obese than those that don’t indulge.  So you can put your stereotype in your pipe and smoke it.



8 People Kicked Off Planes For Dumb Reasons

Tuesday, September 6th, 2011

If you are one of the many people who believes the TSA and other airline agencies have gotten ridiculous by now, you’re not alone, but once you’re on the plane, you aren’t necessarily safe. Here are 8 stories of people who have been kicked off planes for idiotic reasons.



6 Legal Ways Cops Can Mess With You

Tuesday, August 9th, 2011

Next time someone tells you that only criminals should be paranoid of the police, be sure to show them this article.



Heavy Winds Send Waterfall In Reverse

Friday, August 5th, 2011

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While most of the US is suffering through a heatwave, Australians are going through a rough winter with incredible winds. How powerful are the winds? Strong enough to send the falling water from the waterfalls shooting back up in the air.

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Contortionist Thief Scores On Bus Rides

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Usually contortionism is just use as a circus trick that gets some people sexually excited, but one man with notable contortionist skills was able to use his ability for ill-gotten gains by riding in the luggage compartment on a bus and stealing from the other passenger’s luggage while the bus was operating.



Note To All Gentlemen Readers

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Do not attempt to use a nail clipper to circumsize yourself.

“This is something we would advise men never to attempt,” a medic told the Telegraph. “The results can be quite horrific and long-lasting and have quite an affect on a man’s sexual performance. Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand.”

Gee, really? If I cut off my own body parts with nail clippers, it will hurt? Wow! Never would have thought.