Rue The Day!

Did you know a woman in Mexico gave herself a c-section or that one American veteran actually gave himself a sex change? Read these gasp-worthy stories and more in this brilliantly disturbing Cracked article.

Yeah, that is a baby cake. See it being cut here.

This gull is puking foul smelling oil that will actually kill most sea birds. Shockingly, that’s not even one of the top 5 grossest animal defenses in this Cracked article.

Did you know you can give birth to your own sibling’s child if you happen to have killed them and absorbed them in the womb? Read about this and more disturbing facts here.

And Oddee has plenty more where these came from.

Geekosystem has a lot of other great case mods, but none of the others are this nasty.

When I was in high school, my life management (yes, that’s really what the B.S. class was called) teacher tried to tell us that a women can tell how much her fiance loves her based on how expensive of an engagement ring he bought her. She got really pissed off and wouldn’t answer when I asked, “so you’re saying a rich man is more capable of loving someone than a poor man, just because he can buy a bigger ring?”

As it turns out, that’s not even close to as terrible as some of these terrible lies teachers have told their students. Feel free to share any lies your teachers told you in the comments.

Hilariously appropriate photo via Doug Beckers [Flickr]

Here are a few tips:

• Don’t try to sell your services on a website
• Don’t go to the mark, tell them you’ll kill them unless they pay you and then leave for a few days so they can call the cops
• Don’t use your abused wife as an accomplice and expect her not to turn on you the first chance she gets.

More useful tips here.

Image via flexgraph [Flickr]

Pregnancy is a beautiful thing…except for all the hideous and disgusting parts. Learn more about the things no one tells you here.

I’m suddenly hungry and repulsed at the same time.