Rue The Day!

Just look at that tasty watermelon slice. Even little Pancake can enjoy it.

Sure, you could leave your butter out until it softens, or you could buy this awesome invention that will practically turn it in to spaghetti.

If I went to a party where this was on center display, I think I’d punch anyone who tried to eat a Peep.

Redditor Hollyicing made this incredible, edible replica of the burnt bear from Breaking Bad for her friend’s birthday she even used fire to help make the charred bits. All I can say is, Holly, will you be my friend?

If I had these, I’d spend all night trying to shake my drink just right so the blocks would line up. Check out the rest of these great geek ice cubes over on Oddee.

Generally, eating restrictions are a drag, but when it comes to Valentine’s Day, they are often a necessary evil if you don’t want to end up to bloated and nasty to even make out with your special someone. Buzzfeed has a great list of what not to eat cleverly illustrated with adorable little hamsters.

Epic Meal Time knows how to make a Valentine’s dessert infinitely more manly (read: utterly disgusting). At least it has a lot of heart…literally.

I got my first article published on Geekosystem today and I think you’ll all like it as it features a great variety of foods to make your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day. Tasty and romantic -how perfect.

It sounds alright, until you get to the middle of the list.

Talk about a tasty little treat, nothing says pizza time like pepperoni tentacles!