The Strangest Boasts In Rap

Tuesday, August 30th, 2011

I always hated Lil’ Wayne, but now that I’ve actually seen some of his lyrics spelled out, I know why he sucks so damn hard. Check this out:

“Swagger tighter than a yeast infection
Fly go hard like geese erection
Fashion patrol police detection
I stay tight like Chinese connection

If you want to check out more terrible, terrible rap lyrics, be sure to read this great Cracked post.