Stormtrooper Lettermen’s Jacket

Friday, September 24th, 2010

I love the recent Adidas line of Star Wars gear, which includes pimped out sneakers, a wookie jacket and now a varsity jacket for stormtroopers. I wonder what sport this would technically be for.

Police Miss The Ball On Pedobear

Friday, September 24th, 2010

The scariest thing about pedophiles is that, unless they are card-carrying members of NAMBLA, they’re pretty difficult to distinguish from the rest of the creepy-looking populace.  But don’t tell that to the San Louis Obisbo Sheriff’s Department who thinks that popular internet meme Pedobear is actually a way for sex offenders to communicate their lust for children to one another. Apparently, they even kicked someone out of Comic Con for dressing as Pedobear and handing out candy, not understanding that the last person who would molest kids would be a teenager wearing a costume mocking the icon used to shame creepy child molesters.

Delightfully Different Milkshakes

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Who doesn’t love a milkshake (besides those with severe lactose intolerance)? If you’re tired of regular old strawberry, vanilla and chocolate though, these delightful recipes are sure to help “shake” things up.

20 Examples of Awesomely Geektastic Nails

Thursday, September 23rd, 2010

Mmmm…snack food and soda. This is my kinda lady. See more nerdy nail jobs here.

Dexter Blood Slide Suckers

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Looking for a Halloween treat that’s sure to impress the adult crowd? Try these clever Dexter blood slide candies.

Hillarious Craigslist Job Listings

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

Are you a hag looking for a fag? Maybe someone with experience drying placentas? There are jobs out there for you.

Image via InfoMofo.

The Worst Employees In Video Games

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

What do you call a plumber who spends all of his time chasing after a princess instead of fixing pipes? That’s right, a pretty lazy plumber.

Unfinished Concrete Wallpaper

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

If your living room just isn’t “urban” enough, maybe it’s time you step up to silk-screened wallpaper designed to look like concrete. Yeah, now you’re cool.

Sea Lion Sit Ups Video

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

It’s the Eye of the Tiger Walrus!

Virtually Explore Middle Earth

Monday, September 20th, 2010

Sure all of the LOTR books have maps printed in them, but you can’t interact with them when they’re printed on paper. That’s why Kris Kowal created his own version of the maps of Middle Earth that allow zooming, panning and searching. You can also see all place names in both English and Elvish. If you’re familiar with the series, you can quickly lose time recounting your favorite places on the map.