People’s Court Root Beer

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

Ever wonder what happened to Judge Wapner of the People’s Court? Apparently he retired to make root beer.

Mario, The True Story

Saturday, August 21st, 2010

It’s about time Mario learns you can’t just go around killing those things you don’t like.

Darth Vader Robs A Bank

Friday, August 20th, 2010

This guy is definitely batting for Team Darkside as he robs a Chase bank in Long Island in full Vader gear.

A Factory Fit For A Serial Killer

Friday, August 20th, 2010

If you’ve ever wondered how a misogynistic serial killer sees the world, the Real Doll factory photos by canepari might just be your best insight. The photos are exceptional despite the off-kilter subject matter.

Only In San Francisco

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

My only question is what happens if the truck gets in a crash?

Thanks Travis Jensen SF.

Monkeys Hate Flying Squirrels and Torture

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

I always loved this State sketch, but apparently his job is actually real according to a headline in The Christian Science Monitor, “Monkeys hate flying squirrels, report monkey-annoyance experts.” Good to know there’s a career for all of those unused Bush fact checkers that are now out of a job.

Weirdest Jesus Tattoos Ever

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

It’s one thing for a true believer to get a Jesus tattoo to show his faith, it’s a whole nothing thing when you get Hello Kitty Jesus, zombie Jesus or pimp Jesus tattooed on your body.

Where’s the Cheese?

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Snack fooders beware, there seems to be at least one batch of Chili Cheese Fritos on the shelves right now that is distinctly lacking the artificial chili cheese flavorings that make them so wonderful.

Imagine my sadness when I opened my bag only to find chili cheeseless corn chips. I’m posting this as a warning to you to avoid these bland morsels until things are straightened out.

Who Wants Some Tasty Lighting?

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

While the gummis in this chandelier are acrylic and not edible, I know I’d still be tempted to suck on them all day and would be forced to keep an emergency supply of their snackfood cousins in the house at all times.

Hit The Trail…The Oregon Trail Movie

Tuesday, August 17th, 2010

How many of you would go see this? I know I would!