The 15 Craziest Weddings

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

The zombie wedding pictured is one of fifteen insane wedding ideas captured in the list. Some are actually pretty cool, and some are just disgusting. What’s your opinion?

Wikipedia Is EVIL

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

At least, if you’re a Republican. Senate candidate Andy Martin says the free encyclopedia is actually “a tax-exempt protosocialist scam that seeks to harass Republicans, conservatives and Obama opponents.” He’s actually suing the site for fraud. He goes on to say that both Wikipedia and Wikimedia are “anti-conservative, anti-Republican and anti-Obama opponent smear operations.” This all coming from someone who still doesn’t believe the president is a U.S. citizen. Gee, I wonder why this nutjob is losing so badly at the polls so far.

Rue The Day Is On Team Conan

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

So is one of the blog’s favorite artists, Alex Pardee, the prolific creator of Bunnywith. Prints of the design will be designed to Haiti earthquake funds, so get buying!

Best Vending Machine Ever

Saturday, January 16th, 2010

The only thing that could improve this device would be if the lobsters were dropped into a thing of boiling water before falling down for you to catch them, and if there was a little hot butter dispenser on the front.

Mix Betty With The Gorilla?

Friday, January 15th, 2010

This is wrong on so many levels that it’s just plain right. Thank god for Regretsy.

Betty Page And A Gorilla

Friday, January 15th, 2010

Why? Why not!

Extremely Disturbing Beach Folk Art

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Are you as scared of lobster man as I am? Come up with a good background story for him and I’ll send the person who writes the best one a prize. (Be sure to use your real email when leaving comments if you want to win).

Star Wars Burlesque Show

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

Ever wish there was a hot chick inside of Jaba the Hut who would come out and do a strip tease for you? Probably not, but that doesn’t make the Star Wars burlesque night any less geektastically sexy, now does it? If you’re dying to see it, there’s an encore performance on March 13.

Nicolas Cage Plays Everyone

Wednesday, January 6th, 2010

Whether you love Nic Cage or hate him, you probably have never wondered what he looks like playing any other character in the world. Fortunately, Nic Cage As Everyone can help answer the most serious question you’ve never even considered.