Courtney Love Still A Lunatic Bitch

Monday, September 14th, 2009

bderivoCourtney Love is threatening to sue Activision for including Kurt Cobain’s likeness in Guitar Hero 5. Her Twitter is filled with such articulate and sane things as, “YOU for dismissing me as a LOON, go f—ing play guitar hero commit necrophilai KNOW you are raping me and my family mother in law child.”

The funny part is that she not only signed off the rights to his likeness on the game, but also provided them pictures and videos of him for reference. She even helped pick out his wardrobe. In short, yes Courtney, we are “dissing you as a loon” and if we are indeed raping you and your “family mother in law child” whatever that is, it is only because you gave us all permission to do so -so enjoy your raping you crazy whore.

Image Via bderivo [Flickr] (and yes, you can see her gross vag in this one.)



Raunchy Sculptures By David Cerny

Saturday, September 12th, 2009

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These sculptures by David Cerny are absolutely filthy dirty, which of course means I love them! Check out the whole gallery.



Snoop Dogg Goes Niggarachi

Friday, September 11th, 2009

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If you and your friends ever get in a battle about whether or not Snoop is batshit crazy, you now have more ammo for your insanity argument. The classic rapper is changing his name to Niggarachi for his next album. Yes. You read that right. Niggar-fucking-achi. Nevermind the fact that Urban Dictonary’s definition of Niggarachi is a gay black man with an interest in performing arts…the name just doesn’t work for Snoop. Is he going to start playing piano and wearing a pomp? Didn’t think so. Keep smoking Dogg…keep smoking.

Image via punk17er [Flickr]



Cat Sucks At Drinking Water

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Silly kitty. The sink is no place for you.



Protesting No Cats on The Internet Day

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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You may have heard that today was declared to be no cats on the internet day. It is the policy of Rue The Day to protest stupid decisions like those. So with that in mind, I’d just like to take this opportunity to bring back the LOL Cat Alphabet. Without cats, there should be no internet.



Bioshock Big Daddy Costume Brings The Awesome

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

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If you think this Bioshock big daddy costume looks awesome, just wait until you see all of the work that went into its creation. In a way, it’s a marvel of modern costume making. If you don’t actually know what a big daddy looks like, the original post offers images from the game.



Afflictions of Cartoon Caracters

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

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Personally, I think Eeyore is more depressed since sleeping is only a symptom and he certainly has other depression symptoms as well. But other than that, this one is pretty great.



Pupies Dressed As Kitties

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

The Connan Show has a great clip here. How can you make pups cuter? Make them kittens!



Everyone Hates Michael Vick

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

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Personally, I’m sickened that he was allowed to come back to the NFL. I’d rather see OJ back on the field than Vick. I can’t help but love this awesome graffiti in Philly expressing what he’s really about.



This Just In: Spencer Pratt Still A Douche

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

pratt-b_7 Spencer Pratt has told his wife they will get a divorce if she gets pregnant. Now there’s a great way to take on responsibility -just bolt. You tell that conniving bitch: no babies or no douchebag. Personally, if I was her, that alone would get me booking a trip to the sperm bank.

He did have one thing right, “I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn,” he said. Now if only we could go back in time and make sure he was aborted we wouldn’t have to worry about the original.