File this one under “duh,” the idiot bitch who got half her face tattooed and then claimed she slept through it all while the artist destroyed her “good looks” ::snicker:: -she’s admitted that she’s a liar.
No shit! Really, you are almost as stupid as her if you believed her story. At least she gave the tattoo artist the wake up call he needed to start getting clients to start waivers. He really should have done this from day one to protect himself from dumb asses like her.
And, at least she’ll have this lovely reminder for the rest of her life as to why getting star tattoos over your entire your face is a really moronic idea.
I know a lot of tattoo enthusiasts like myself still think facial tattoos are for idiots. Here’s further proof of this theory. This moron went to a tattoo artist, got 56stars on her face, returned to her boyfriend and father, who presumably said “you look like a total douchebag now,” and then sued the tattoo artist that did the work. She’s trying to claim that she only wanted 3 stars and that she was asleep during the tattoo process…only, you’d never sleep through a tattoo, especially one on your face. And artists almost always will stencil the stuff on your face before they start inking you. I only hope that she can never afford to get the ink removed so she is left branded as a moron for the rest of her life. Here’s to you 
Etsy periodically features some products that make me go “whaaaa?” This is a perfect example, a giant, handmade condom pillow. They come with the giant fabric condom, huzzah. Both the fabric condom and real ones can be hidden inside your pillow.
