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Animals

Massage Trend: Snakes On A Back

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A massuse in Isreal is charging around $80 per snake massage -a procedure that is exactly what it sounds like. Apparantly, the corn snakes and and king snakes give a great kneading sensation as they crawl around.  Ugly Overload has more.

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Sickening

No Semen Down The Drains

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Thanks YesButNoButYes.

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Sickening

ShamWow Douche Arrested!

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ShamWow guy AKA Vince Shlomi got arrested after a violent confrontation with a whore in his South Beach hotel room. Based on the images, he’s aleady got some of what’s coming to him, whether by the hands of the woman or the police.

Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly “bit his tongue and would not let go.” Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.

Every now and then you just need a little celebrity gossip in your life. Thank you The Smoking Gun.

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Food Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever Travel

The Worst Soft Drink Ever

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Who wants to drink horse placenta? Oh me me me!!! Ok, not really, at all. But apparently there are some people in Japan who do. Supposedly that black one pictured is the more potent version.

Now why someone would want to drink this. Aside from it’s delightful flavor (sure) it has an amazing list of health benefits, or so it claims. Some of its effects include skin whitening, headache and canker sore cures, lighter menstrual cramps, decreased sensitivity to cold, and an increase in hunger.

Obviously this is Japanese, as Americans want things to reduce their hunger and want to darken their skin. But I’m still disturbed that anyone in their right mind would want to eat a placenta, let alone drink it like a soda.Oh, and the price makes it even better. It’s supposed to be a daily treatment regimen, but the orange flavor costs $50 per bottle and the black is $100 a bottle.

Hand me a cucumber soda any day, but a placenta drink, I think I’ll pass. Surprisingly though, I may be alone, they’re already sold out of the black flavor.

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Art

It’s Begining To Look A Lot Like Easter

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Peeps are everywhere. The Chicago Tribune has an annual contest of Peep diaramas and this year’s top ten are posted over on the site right now. This is my favorite, but they’re certainly all worth viewing.

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Interesting

Selling Vintage Clothes On Etsy

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Hey everyone, I listed a few clothes on Etsy’s vintage clothes section. Please go check them out. If you like what you see, please go buy them. I have no job right now and could really appriciate it.

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Art

100 Ways To Kill A Peep

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This is a great blog, and it’s just in time for Easter. Haven’t you ever wondered what to do with Peeps once you’ve ate the one or two in the package you can actually stomach? There’s only about ten or so posts so far, so I can’t wait to see all hundred methods.

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Sickening

AIG Removes Its Lettering

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This is absolutely hillarious. After all the shit they’ve pulled, someone in AIG has finally got some sense of humiliation about their full douchebaggery -they pulled their sign off of their building.

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Art

Octomom Sculpture

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Love this art by Daniel Edwards, famous for his previous work of Brittany Spears giving birth. If you couldn’t tell, it’s based on the Octomom. The piece is titled “String of Babies, holds a baby bottle upright.”

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Animals Stupidest Products (or ideas) Ever

18 Pups In One Litter

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The world’s largest litter of dalmation puppies are adorable. I’m ignoring the obligatory 101 Dalmations jokes, feel free to insert you own.