Friday, August 8th, 2008

Gentlemen, I know it’s hard for you to maintain perfect facial hair, but inventing a “bowl haircut” for your face, aka the GoateeSaver is not the solution. How does it even stay on your face? Is it uncomfortable? Do you look like a complete tool, during and after use? Wait, I can answer that one…yes!

2 Responses to “New Stupidest Invention Ever”

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Moliticon Says:
11:09 am

I love your site. You have encapsulated the whole of manhood in one post. If men didn’t feel like there was nothing that could mar their perfection, they would be appalled by most of their choices.
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admin Says:
12:09 pm

Thanks!