Gross -Human Skin Sneaker Art

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

This shoe, created by Adam Brandejs to protest the sweatshop labor used by Nike, is made of (fake) human skin. It looks super real and pretty sickening. The effect is created from latex protethesis cast from the artist’s skin. Did I mention it’s animatronic?

Via Neatorama. Visit the artist site here.

Why Isn’t American Airlines Offering Beds And Blowjobs?

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

Pssh, free wifi, that’s nothing. You could be getting a bj, or at least that’s what RyanAir thinks. The low cost, cut-throat airline popularized by pure Eurotrash will surely be pulling in even more trash now. In a shocking interview -even the translator was too stunned to talk, Michael O’Leary, head of the airline, suggested that passengers traveling business class will be betting head on the flight. He didn’t mention anything about getting face, so I wonder if lady passengers will be outta luck.

The cost of the flight will be between about $6000 and $8000 (yes, you read that right). Of course, passengers flying economy, sans beds or oral sex will only have to shell out around $16 plus tax.

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Quote of the Day

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

“Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.” – Plato

Man Arrested For Loving A Bear Like One of the Family

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

All these news stories lately are making me a sucker for bear stories. First the bear and kitty friends, now this. Ram Singh Munda, a resident of India, saved this little bear when it was abandoned in the forest. The bear, named Rani or “queen,” became friends with his daughter who was recovering from the death of her mother and is now like a member of the family.

Unfortunately, rather than trying to do what’s best for all involved, the Indian government just arrested Munda, sent the bear to the zoo and his daughter to boarding school. Now the little bear isn’t eating. The whole thing just isn’t right. I do agree that he shouldn’t be raising a bear at his house, but he shouldn’t go to jail and the bear’s hunger strike is dangerous. Booo Indian government! Booo!

Seriously, how cute is that little bear on the bike? He looks like he’s smiling.

Spray On Condoms Look Like A Blast -Knuck Knuck Knuck

Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

So all joking aside, having a spray on condom is a cool idea. They dry in 25 seconds and can fit everything to a mouse to an elephant wang . Besides bestiality purposes, normal humans can find some good use for these as well. The article says that people are worried it won’t be romantic. What’s not romantic about shaking a can and spraying it around your lover’s junk? Oh yeah, but I’m one of those weirdos that thinks sex shouldn’t always be dead serious. Oh well.

Quote of the Day

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.” – Edmund Burke

Ouch! Stinging Nettle Eating Contest Winner

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

These people are insane. They eat nettle for a contest. I’ve touched nettle and that was bad enough. Having it in your mouth? Ack! It makes me shiver. The winner ate a whopping 64 feet of nettle which is nowhere close to the record of 76 feet.

Psychosis is treatable. Seek help people.

Give Your Eyes A High Five -1000 Views!

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Hey you guys!

I have just reached 1000 views on the interwebz and I owe it all to you. I know in the scheme of things on the net 1000 isn’t much, but this blog is just a little baby -only a few weeks old.

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Quote of the Day

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.” – Woody Allen (1935-)

Ugliest Dog Contest Winner

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Pee Wee MartiniIn one of the world’s newest, meanest, funniest and all-around best competitions, Pee Wee Martini (right) was NOT named “World’s Ugliest Dog.” Personally, I think this little beast of an animal beat out the winner, Gus, by a long shot as far as looks go. I mean look at the crooked nose and mangled tongue -he makes Rosie O’Donnell look good.

But Gus (left) won, and I’m glad he did because he’s got the story behind the title, he has been fighting skin cancer for years and came from a bad home. Plus, he lost his back leg to cancer and an eye to a cat of all things. He’s a lover and a fighter and he will be in the hearts of all who love his little spirit long after the contest. Go Gus!

In related news, Neatorama has the story of Jenny, Britain’s Most Unwanted Dog. Poor Jenny was in the shelter for a whooping 11 years and has only now been adopted. I love this story and the people who were willing to give her a good life after all those years in the shelter. Hooray for Jenny!